I was already sold on this by the obvious Gundam Wing guy ripoff and his I-mean-business thumbs up, but imagine my delight to discover that this was no ordinary drink box, but in fact, a jelly drink. To the uninitiated, this may sound like a harmless feature. Perhaps the liquid is slightly Jell-Oish, or like a Squeeze Pop. How novel! How fun! you say to yourself.
Such is not the case. The actual texture of this beverage can only really be described as 'aborted fetus-ish.' This is much, much less appetizing than it sounds. To be fair, it did taste like grape, but who the hell cares, it feels like drinking fetuses. There is not a flavor in the world which can mitigate a feeling like that.