Coca-Cola Chocolate Flavor Rage

I can understand if you're not familiar with this one, I don't think it ever made it past its test market of Midwestern towns with a population of <1000 .="" actually="" any="" are="" br="" denizens="" failures="" hilarious="" majorly="" matter.="" on="" out="" people="" prairie="" proverbial="" report="" tend="" test="" the="" they="" things="" to="" unlikely="" where="" who="">
"No, I'm serious, it was chocolate flavoring, and you put it in your Coke! I saw it with my own eyes!"
"Sure you did Ed, suuuuuure you did."
" I'm tellin' the truth! Rip to rage!! Rip to rage!!"